Weird, as usual << home >> useless
Bob spent many a sleepless night, tossing and turning and wondering if he could have done anything on that day he saw Imaginary Keith fall in the well and left him there because he was late for his appointment for a haircut.
Bob is highly disturbing.
I don’t know why, but I always imagined that Bob would not be the sort of (every)man who needed a haircut. He seems more the comb-over type.
That’s the worst part of this whole situation. For the last several years Bob’s “haircuts” pretty much entail his barber pretending to snip here and there. Bob feels he’d be letting the barber down if he quit going. The barber feels he owes Bob the illusion of a trim as long as Bob keeps showing up.
And no one has seen Imaginary Keith since that fateful day.
Of course, of course. Of course Bob would get completely unnecessary haircuts - that sounds like him.
I had been wondering where Imaginary Keith had gotten to…
wherever it was, it still is :(