I was once shat upon by a big pigeon while attending classes at North Seattle Community College. The campus, visible from I-5, was one of those modern affairs all grey and made of concrete. It looked more like a prison then a school....some would say there is little difference...but when you are 18 and have no direction what do you do? Anyway, I digress. The pigeon and the offensive shitting on of my peeson...I was walking to class when a flock of these avian rats flew from under the eaves. One hovered just inches above my head before blasting with his tiny rectal canon. It was nasty. I will spare you the details except tht it hit the side of my face, my shoulders and this wonderful members only knock off I was wearing in long streamy jets.  Yuck! But even more disturbing is the fact that I was wearing a facsimile of a Members Only jacket. The 80’s were weird. I will stop before I tell you about my hairdo

Fortunately no pictures exist from that time. They were destroyed in a Deluvian time warp that ripped through my hometown like a bad ass tornado. But I can paint a mental picture for you. Think Birds...a lot of birds...a flock of seagulls even.

I am intrigued Keith! Please “recreate” away!

I wouldn’t dream of saying no! So I guess this is “Yes.”