Ohhhh, here comes Scrine-bird,
Here comes Scrine-bird
Right down Scrine-bird lane
Jackie O and Goliard and all his Scriners,
Writing on the net
Bells are ringin’, ‘mouse is singin’
All is merry and bright
Hang your stockings and say your Other Keiths
‘Cause Scrine-bird comes tonight!
Here comes Scrine-bird
Here comes Scrine-bird
Right down Scrine-bird lane
He’s got a post that’s filled with words
For boot and e again
Hear those Scrine-casts jingle jangle,
Oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and cover your head
‘Cause Scrine-bird comes tonight!