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Most professors read papers in the exact same condition students are in when they write them.
March 31, 2008 at 7:52 AM ::
You know, I think this is the chicken-and-egg question of our time.
bakerina on 03/31/08 at 08:01 AM ::
Some just drop them from the top of a flight of stairs. The ones that reach the bottom get A’s and they proceed upward until the ones closest to them receive the failing grades they so richly deserve. This saves them a lot of time and they can spend the time extra time fooling around with their students or drinking coffee in their offices.
Br. Ezra on 03/31/08 at 08:19 AM ::
I think, since I teach business students, I shall teach them about incentivizing. Namely if you want a good grade, staple a 10 dollar bill to the inside of the paper so that I may by a grey goose on the rocks.
Bunni on 03/31/08 at 08:46 AM ::
*smites forehead* Why didn’t I think of that?
Then again, since the odds are good I will be back in school in the fall…
*pulls out notebook, starts taking notes furiously*
bakerina on 03/31/08 at 08:57 AM ::
The key to a good grade: bring pressies and go to office hours.
Bunni on 03/31/08 at 08:58 AM ::