Its only Friday but I am already planning what to say to my boss when I call in sick on Monday, but whatever excuse I use it must be good because the boss is getting suspicious (perhaps I will call in feral).
here, we get monday off, so you can use that: you have to go to the strawberry festival.
After too many unexplained absences, I usually call in dead; I find the bosses bother you less after that.
I tried using the Strawberry festival idea. Unfortunately my boss wanted to go with me. It was hard to ditch him