“This is yer pirate speakin’, we have reached cruisin’ latitude and we have extinguished th’ ‘no smokin’ and no rowdy drinkin’ sign;’ ye are now free t’ move aroun’ th’ ship; in a few hours th’ wenches will be servin’ grog and yer choice o’ skewered rat or th’ vegetarian offerin’, moldy bread; our travelin’ time t’ Canton will be three months, give or take a few weeks as th’ national weather service (that albatross ye saw afore) has predicted heavy winds; if ye feel sick, please use th’ bag hangin’ from th’ hammock in front o’ ye; in th’ event o’ a water evacuation, it’s been nice knowin’ ye.”
“This is yer pirate speakin’, we have reached cruisin’ latitude and we have extinguished th’ ‘no smokin’ and no rowdy drinkin’ sign;’ ye are now free t’ move aroun’ th’ ship; in a few hours th’ wenches will be servin’ grog and yer choice o’ skewered rat or th’ vegetarian offerin’, moldy bread; our travelin’ time t’ Canton will be three months, give or take a few weeks as th’ national weather service (that albatross ye saw afore) has predicted heavy winds; if ye feel sick, please use th’ bag hangin’ from th’ hammock in front o’ ye; in th’ event o’ a water evacuation, it’s been nice knowin’ ye.”