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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19120)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 53
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

August 31, 2010
Wisdom for 2010 :: 'mouse :: 0
When the wolf is knocking at the door, don’t assume it will answer truthfully when you ask, “Who’s there?”
Having just been ‘examined to completion’, Henry asked the aliens if they had anything that he could smoke or perhaps if anyone was interested in cuddling.

Little did he know that he had just walked in to an interview - not for the cashier’s position at Abercrombie & Fitch, but instead the mostly nude model who stands in the front.
August 30, 2010
a toast to marriage :: littledevilworks :: 0

Marriage means always telling your wife she is pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

One Exception :: Jo :: 0
Cats have a pretty damn good life but frankly I am happy bathing myself with my tongue safely in my mouth, thank you very much.
Whatever :: Br. Ezra :: 0
We get it, you graduated from Princeton, but that doesn’t automatically make you the smartest person in the room, although you were taught to think so.
August 29, 2010
I know the world wouldn’t be a better place if we turned back time and Bruce Jenner decided to have a sex change after winning Olympic gold in the 70s, but at least I’d have better memories of his terrible hairdo.
Pies and Bongs :: Jo :: 0
She looked upon all things and assessed them according to their potential as pie filling, much as in her teenage years everything looked like a potential bong.
August 28, 2010
Today’s Special :: Br. Ezra :: 0
Tonight’s special at the Donner Party Cafe is Tea Party Diversity Chitlins, served with fried okra.
Oh Ophelia :: Br. Ezra :: 0
All day I have lain in this field of poppies dreaming of Ophelia, above me in the marmalade sky her face peeks out behind cotton candy clouds salaciously winking at me as if to say I will never have her – not if I laid here in this intoxicating field for a million years.
Armed only with a cell phone and carrying a locked case whose combination I didn’t know, I instructed the border guards that I would enter precisely at the time I’d been instructed to enter, then informed the two confused men that they now had roughly five minutes to make the right decision.
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