Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (18943)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2015 Supporters

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2015 ~ 224
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

 

Comments

January 31, 2010
A Spicy Dispute :: OhNo789 :: 0

Oregano won the lawsuit against Parsley, thus causing the government to garnish Parsley’s wages for years to come.

All the world was water, water, water, and still it rained.

Visions of Mother Nature :: OhNo789 :: 0
You walked in, shook the winter from your hair and kicked off those boots because the season was done, and you thought that it ‘ought to be time for spring.
Ah yes, here it is, party anxiety: the great motivator.
Saturday was ruined when a sneaky weasel showed up and ran off with the booze and egg salad sandwiches.
January 29, 2010
Mime doesn’t pay. :: darksteve :: 0
Just stating the obvious.
Quiet life of mime :: darksteve :: 0
A simple misunderstanding led Sgt Rufus to arrest all the mimes in the Art’s district resulting in a very expensive police operation and a busy afternoon; on the other-hand, the evening shift recorded “Quiet, very quiet” in the log at the holding cells and wondered what all the fuss was about.
Doin’ it for yourself :: 'mouse :: 0
There was a flexible young boy named Pinnochio Who dreamed he was blowing his piccolo He awoke in the night With a terrible fright And found he’d made wet sticky uh-oh.
Poet’s Lamb :: Keith :: 0
A poet found himself on the lamb For his terrible use of iamb, What he thought was a joke Did a judge so provoke, That he landed in a terrible jam.
“MooreCo Inc. is recalling about 700 ‘Spine Align and Posture Perfect Ergonomic Office Chairs’ because the legs of the chair can break leading to possible serious back injury.”
January 28, 2010
WTF, bunny edition :: 'mouse :: 0
My rich neighbors are taking their expired bunny to the vet to have it cremated; what the fuck happened to shoeboxes and shovels???
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