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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19120)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2015 Supporters


2014 Supporters

boot, 'mouse, grudknows

Sentence Count

2017 ~ 53
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

July 31, 2008

“No, I did not just insult you,” growled Harry Snatch at the operator, “I’m just trying to get you to enter my address correctly: Rural Route 3, Fat Bottom, Georgia… oh, your name is Georgia? I’m sorry, I mean, I’m not sorry your name is Georgia, I’m sorry about your fat bottom, I mean, I’m sorry you misunderstood me, I don’t mean you have a fat bottom… do you? Oh, nevermind, try this: Rural Route 3, Fat Bottom, Gee-Ay, period… no. I didn’t say you were on your period… my name? ‘Harry Snatch,’ no, that’s not what I’m calling you, that’s my name, es-en-ay-tee-see-ech, Snatch…”

Muriel refused to buy herself a t-shirt that said “Jedi in Training”, ostensibly because it was silly, but secretly because she mourned the fact that there was no such thing as a Jedi training program on her planet.

Having found out once and for all that she could do nothing right, she decided to do everything decidedly wrong.
Br. Ezra made me do it :: 'mouse :: 0

“Goddamn it, for the last time, my wife’s name is Maya Shaveed-Snatch—two ee’s,” shouted Harry Snatch into the phone at the hapless customer service operator.

Keith = Other Keith? :: other keith :: 0
I guess which side of a mirror contains the reflection is just a matter of perspective.
In & Out :: Br. Ezra :: 0
Henry found himself traveling through Arizona in his ‘74 Pacer humming the In & Out Burger Song (Indeed, that is what a hamburger is all about) knowing that this great American delicacy is why he could never fore go beef.
If Miike ever decides to make “One Missed Call 3” it should be titled “Pick Up the Phone Already…And Call Your Mother Why Don’t You?”
Wherever you go, you take Scrine with you.
Beryl had grown accustomed to the chickens in the kitchen, but she refused to acknowledge the existence of the chicken in her sock drawer.
A Very Real Pain :: JadedBeauty :: 0

She kept it inside until it began to gnaw on her soul, tearing tiny holes in the goodness within.

Mildly Confused… :: JadedBeauty :: 0
If you have a naughty dream involving one of the candidates, is that your subconcious telling you how to vote?
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