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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19120)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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2014 Supporters

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 53
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

May 31, 2008
“I need body parts, body parts cost money…well, I’ve got my Christmas Club!”
Peter claimed to have a vial of “dark air” in his briefcase, but as far as I was concerned, it was just another one of his mysterious sales pitches.

You have to love a movie where the hero finds solutions to conundrums by free-associating as he drills into his own brain with a power drill (“stewardesses, I need stewardesses!”).
buttons :: boot :: 0

Don’t leave them lying about if you don’t want people to be pushing ‘em.

Keith and The City :: boot :: 0
Keith stepped out onto the steaming streets, with only one thing on his mind: shoes and sluts.
Proxy :: pam :: 0
Thwarted from getting what she really wanted, but forbidden to complain about it, the eleven year-old girl cast about for another, legitimate reason to practice psychological torture on her parents.
forever :: boot :: 0
We no doubt have touch for all the survival skills it provides, but for me it’s all the about the memory it holds.
Wanna date? :: bakerina :: 0
The pink-clad, expensively-shod nightmare women can have their Sex and the City movie; tonight, my baby and I are watching this.
Challenging :: Jo :: 0

One of these days I’ll get the perfect letters and I’ll show all of you; the stars will align themselves!

So far I have applied Johnson’s No-More-Tangles, mayonnaise, avocadoes and STP, and yet my yarn remains snarled.
This is more uncomfortable than that time David Copperfield pulled W. Somerset Maugham’s bones out of my hat and wouldn’t stop screaming until Maugham admitted that his novel, The Magician, was about him.
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