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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 53
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

January 31, 2010
A Spicy Dispute :: OhNo789 :: 0

Oregano won the lawsuit against Parsley, thus causing the government to garnish Parsley’s wages for years to come.

I never wanted a dog, those old, gaudy technicolor movies ruined them for me, because if there are two things that a twelve year old doesn’t want, they’re to learn a life lesson, and have a dead dog.

Visions of Mother Nature :: OhNo789 :: 0
You walked in, shook the winter from your hair and kicked off those boots because the season was done, and you thought that it ‘ought to be time for spring.
Ah yes, here it is, party anxiety: the great motivator.
Saturday was ruined when a sneaky weasel showed up and ran off with the booze and egg salad sandwiches.
January 29, 2010
Mime doesn’t pay. :: darksteve :: 0
Just stating the obvious.
Quiet life of mime :: darksteve :: 0
A simple misunderstanding led Sgt Rufus to arrest all the mimes in the Art’s district resulting in a very expensive police operation and a busy afternoon; on the other-hand, the evening shift recorded “Quiet, very quiet” in the log at the holding cells and wondered what all the fuss was about.
Doin’ it for yourself :: 'mouse :: 0
There was a flexible young boy named Pinnochio Who dreamed he was blowing his piccolo He awoke in the night With a terrible fright And found he’d made wet sticky uh-oh.
Poet’s Lamb :: Keith :: 0
A poet found himself on the lamb For his terrible use of iamb, What he thought was a joke Did a judge so provoke, That he landed in a terrible jam.
“MooreCo Inc. is recalling about 700 ‘Spine Align and Posture Perfect Ergonomic Office Chairs’ because the legs of the chair can break leading to possible serious back injury.”
January 28, 2010
WTF, bunny edition :: 'mouse :: 0
My rich neighbors are taking their expired bunny to the vet to have it cremated; what the fuck happened to shoeboxes and shovels???
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