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  2. 'mouse :: 3187
  3. boot :: 1726
  4. Jo :: 1503
  5. Br. Ezra :: 1344
  6. pam :: 787
  7. bakerina :: 768
  8. OhNo789 :: 739
  9. e :: 490
  10. littledevilworks :: 476
  11. You can call me, 'Sir' :: 372
  12. JadedBeauty :: 345
  13. steve :: 261
  14. goliard :: 229
  15. grudknows :: 220
  16. hysterium :: 184
  17. carrot :: 179
  18. Centerfold :: 155
  19. darksteve :: 124
  20. Bunni :: 121
  21. scott :: 94
  22. Ontario Emperor :: 83
  23. ecklektik :: 80
  24. other keith :: 74
  25. baltimore :: 68
  26. Snow :: 64
  27. heather :: 63
  28. skif :: 60
  29. Skyte :: 52
  30. shady180 :: 44
  31. OralGrist :: 42
  32. hameno :: 40
  33. Elisson :: 39
  34. cetacean :: 38
  35. mercuryfern :: 37
  36. ewillyp :: 29
  37. Coyote :: 28
  38. Mr. Fitz :: 26
  39. VanEck :: 25
  40. Bird Bones :: 23
  41. The Girl :: 22
  42. microkat :: 21
  43. viki :: 19
  44. Fire_star :: 18
  45. ampersand :: 18
  46. admiral dewy wilkins :: 18
  47. Imaginary Keith :: 17
  48. Nyuu nyuu :: 16
  49. aerosolspray :: 16
  50. secretlover :: 15
  51. Joan of Argghh! :: 15
  52. Spartacus :: 13
  53. redvulpes3 :: 13
  54. limine :: 11
  55. Slim101 :: 10
  56. toaster :: 9
  57. SarahsGreenEyes :: 9
  58. Randy :: 9
  59. Mike Schwartz :: 8
  60. Glee Riot :: 8
  61. Adnarimen :: 7
  62. the boy :: 6
  63. Self made :: 6
  64. Schofeild :: 6
  65. Pseud Anon :: 6
  66. pat :: 6
  67. kimberly :: 6
  68. johnsheirer :: 6
  69. Dr. Stevenson :: 6
  70. Chug :: 6
  71. A Dadaist Mistress :: 6
  72. Meg :: 5
  73. Chade :: 5
  74. Rebekah :: 4
  75. OuttaWork :: 4
  76. Henry :: 4
  77. halfadeckshort :: 4
  78. Christopher Cocca :: 4
  79. retiredfrogkisser :: 3
  80. f2white :: 3
  81. ardina :: 3
  82. fish!it :: 2
  83. cherrychairy :: 2
  84. Cate :: 2
  85. awgifford :: 2
  86. scarlet the blu :: 1
  87. fisher :: 1
  88. dwo :: 1
  89. Bacchus :: 1

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  8. pam :: 866
  9. OhNo789 :: 758
  10. littledevilworks :: 698
  11. JadedBeauty :: 686
  12. grudknows :: 573
  13. goliard :: 568
  14. You can call me, 'Sir' :: 533
  15. Ontario Emperor :: 268
  16. skif :: 215
  17. shady180 :: 177
  18. Snow :: 164
  19. carrot :: 155
  20. hysterium :: 153
  21. darksteve :: 146
  22. steve :: 131
  23. Bunni :: 124
  24. heather :: 114
  25. ecklektik :: 98
  26. Centerfold :: 77
  27. limine :: 55
  28. baltimore :: 52
  29. other keith :: 41
  30. scott :: 40
  31. viki :: 37
  32. OralGrist :: 36
  33. Skyte :: 32
  34. Coyote :: 28
  35. Joan of Argghh! :: 27
  36. kimberly :: 24
  37. bakerina :: 23
  38. pat :: 22
  39. Kimberly :: 19
  40. Heather van de Boer :: 18
  41. ewillyp :: 18
  42. Elisson :: 18
  43. goliard :: 18
  44. cetacean :: 17
  45. mercuryfern :: 14
  46. Chade :: 13
  47. Glee Riot :: 12
  48. Spartacus :: 11
  49. aerosolspray :: 11
  50. Pseud Anon :: 11





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  • boot: Fiend!
  • boot: Feeling delectably rotten, Perkins shot the duck!
  • Keith: Feeling tantalisingly annoyed, Keith's house giraffe navigated the pantry.
  • pam: Feeling unstintingly invincible, Jukebox McGill froze the duck! (Aww, Jukebox McGill made it into Bogus Scrine.)
  • Br. Ezra: Jesus nervously replied his hyacinth! - what does this even mean?
  • Keith: Vincent singlemindedly drained the tub for his canoe.

2011 Supporters

Boot, Carrot, littledevilworks, 'mouse

2010 Supporters

Boot, Pam, 'mouse, Grudknows

2010 "Above & Beyond" Supporters

'mouse, Boot

2009 Supporters

Boot, e, 'mouse, JadedBeauty, littledevilworks

2008 Supporters

'mouse, e, Grudknows, Boot, You can call me, 'Sir', littledevilworks, Skif, Bakerina, Pam

2008 "Above & Beyond" Supporters

'mouse, Other Keith, Pam, Boot, and one real name I can't quite match up with a screen name



Welcome to Scrine

Scrine is the home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence. Visitors are not only welcome to read along, but are encouraged to become a member and post their own sentences under the ever-watchful eye of the rusty metal bird known only as Scrine, who would be the first to tell you that inside of everyone hides a few carefully chosen words that should be shared with the world. He hopes you'll share yours.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Gingrich/Palin 2012:  If we look up we can see the moon from our back porch.

After a violent whipping, the cook placed the scrambled eggs in the pan, completely disregarding the fact that he’d allowed his participle to dangle free and untamed like a raging metaphor that makes no sense.


Thursday, January 26, 2012

Winter is soooooo last decade.


Riches :: 'mouse :: 0

Today in my pocket I found a hundred-year-old buffalo nickel and I was excited to learn it is worth between $0.05 and $0.15.

Next time I travel interstate, I am definitely going to have to buy a packet of Ginger Nuts and try the difference for myself.


Wednesday, January 25, 2012
striped :: boot :: 0

Inside the box, the walls were coated with stripes of youth, and looking at them was a girl that sang, just because she could.


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Juan tried to keep his typewriter fetish a secret, but when he saw this and it says there’s only one known in existence he had to share with his friends so they would be sure to put it on his Christmas list.


    As inspired by: littledevilworks's Political theme songs

You’re a mean one, Mr. Gingrich.


Who put the Rom in the Romney-lama-ding-dong


Monday, January 23, 2012

The Internet police were knocking on doors, cracking down as they inexplicably created the history of new glory days.


Sunday, January 22, 2012

After the storms, the pig-tailed girl watched as the shining bud began to unfurl.


Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Chief couldn’t help but think that it’d been fun chasing the pervert through the dark.


After the chase, the confrontation, the questioning and the call to the police, the Chief returned to his apartment, trusty flashlight in hand, pondering the peeper’s awkward lies and the absurdity of his apology, “I’m sorry I ran from you.”


Friday, January 20, 2012

I find it hard to manage misogyny before coffee.


Thursday, January 19, 2012

    As inspired by: Keith's Magellan’s True North

Tammy didn’t know how directionally challenged she was until a well-intentioned friend gifted her with a copy of the 21st century version of the Kama Sutra which included additional sections dedicated to the global positioning system.


It was a rather unusual sex dream, involving a drunk Magellan whispering something into a barmaid’s ear about a bedroom game he called Compass & Map.


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Since I live in earthquake country my top shelf is on the bottom shelf.


My Latin professor told me that the only problem he has with homosexuality is that you’re mixing a Greek suffix with a Latin root.


Cracks appeared in the fabric of space-time… or at least in the walls of the building and the tile floors.


You, fuzzied from drink, believed in a sadness who needed to leave.


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Whenever I get to feeling I’ve had a bad day I pour myself some Knob Creek and remind myself that I didn’t kill anyone nor sink a $500,000,000 ship today.


I’m really tired of people being mean to each other.


I need to get a little bit more tinfoil joy in my day.


    As inspired by: littledevilworks's History

Pee-ers never prosper.


History is written by those who don’t pee themselves.


You might be facing a huge task, but we can all find little joys along the way to make it all the more bearable.


Monday, January 16, 2012
News? :: 'mouse :: 1

After all these millennia, how is it that death is still news?


Sunday, January 15, 2012

Henry loved wrestling the cappuccino monkey every morning.


The hermit argued with himself long into the night whether his symbiotic relationship with his hut was ectosymbiosis, since he did spend a great deal of time sitting on its roof, or if it was indeed endosymbiosis, since he equally enjoyed the time spent inside the hut.


As the sentence is laid out before you, realise that you are building a bridge to the other person, and one that should stand the test of time.


Saturday, January 14, 2012

What would it even mean if an amoeba suddenly yelled, “Pull yourself together, man!”?


Friday, January 13, 2012

It’s difficult to “damn the torpedoes” when you haven’t any.


sometimes :: boot :: 0

The whole of your life can be reflected in one small cupboard.


Thursday, January 12, 2012

Nothing like a 3-day avalanche training course to increase the frivolity quotient of snow.


“And if I ever get in a terrible car accident,” Henry told his doctor, “or a skiing accident or any kind of accident where I break all my bones, make sure you put me in rose colored body cast because I think it’d be kind of fun to tell people that the world looks better in a rose colored body cast.”


Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Nobody. :: 'mouse :: 0

Spam Fail: ‘Mouse, do you know who looks at your facebook profile?


ostritch :: 'mouse :: 0

Juan found that if he put the handy towel he’d started carrying on advice of The Chief over his head, the world around him conveniently disappeared.


Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Purple :: 'mouse :: 1

The purple sky that morning was only the first sign.


Monday, January 09, 2012

Juan had no choice but to break his vow not to whine about the weather to point out that his yard is dried-out dead and this winter’s precipitation-to-date is THREE PERCENT of normal


Sunday, January 08, 2012

An allergy to nuts kept Lucy away from baked goods and a lucrative career in the adult film industry.


While Stuart laid no claim to the “bomp” in the “bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp” He’d go to the grave swearing the “ram” in the “rama-lama-ding-dong” was his idea.


Friday, January 06, 2012

Henry’s liar’s club never did take off because he couldn’t resist putting the wrong date and time for the meetings on the monthly flyer.


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