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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.



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Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19114)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

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Sentence Count

2017 ~ 47
2016 ~ 89
2015 ~ 259
2014 ~ 138
2013 ~ 256
2012 ~ 433
2011 ~ 940
2010 ~ 1786
2009 ~ 2631
2008 ~ 3808
2007 ~ 4502
2006 ~ 3037
2005 ~ 1188

 
August 15, 2017
Feeling relic-y :: goliard :: 0
Just as I was learning to control my nostalgic urge to pedal my tricycle backward and started pushing forward the world reversed rotation on me and now I can't keep my balance, watching kids relentlessly documenting their day to day aging like it's mandatory; cheerfully allowing the constant monitoring and censorship that they should be scared of, neglecting to ask one important wh- question- what happened here?
Pain is a tangible substance and serves two purposes: to protect us, and to serve as a constant reminder that we are alive, for the time being.

July 16, 2017
Irwin rushed to seek treatment.
Imagine my surprise :: goliard :: 0
When I found out my lifelong rebellion has just been an untreated disorder, like, 'your life has just been a symptom of your death'.
July 07, 2017
Smiting :: 'mouse :: 0

If you call my landline from your cellphone and then have a bad connection and then you get grumpy at me because you are not being heard and understood and getting the information you want from me, you should know that while I may be outwardly polite, I am calling down upon you all the curses and wrath of an angry Old Testament God.


May 08, 2017

When a tiny spring clip flies off into space as you are rebuilding the top-end of a small engine (replacing the cylinder head and piston on a chainsaw, for example) you should search your entire shop and flush out the bottom-end several times to be extra careful, however, you should not be surprised when aforementioned spring clip magically re-appears inside the new cylinder head (which I swear was still in a sealed bag at the time the clip disappeared and which was inspected several times before installation) so that when you start up the engine it destroys the brand new piston and cylinder head and leads you to have to order all new parts and rebuild the damn thing again.


May 02, 2017
Chainsaws 101 :: 'mouse :: 0

Chainsaw chains come labelled with green (low kick-back), yellow (high kick-back) and red (fucker will make your saw attack you like a rabid rottweiler) and you will learn to respect the warnings at no little cost in blood, assuming you survive.


April 30, 2017
the well :: boot :: 0

The fuel long gone, Emma pumped and pumped and tried her best to ignore the horrid, dry burning smell.


words are like ducks :: boot :: 4

They quack and they waddle and they run away if you don't approach slowly.


because of the joy :: boot :: 1

Only the unwell of heart decide to find out if they can write a book and then, when done, do it again, despite all the pain and the self-induced suffering.


April 22, 2017

Henry's only regret about time was that he hadn't removed the minute and second hands from his watch when he was a young man, and even though they now moved so fast that they were only a faint blur that barely registered when he looked down at his wrist, he knew they were still there, taunting him like...


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